Aye today be the official  TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY  … Aye on this day it be fine fer ye to say arrr and ahhhhh all day long.  Tis a fine way t’be speakin and if ye disagree I may make ye walk the ol’ plank and send ye ta ol’ Davy Jones Locker!  So have some fun, ye can even take the “find yer inner pirate” test, I just did and guess what….

You are The Cap’n!
Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn’t eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You’re mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that’s his problem, now isn’t? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones’ locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

 I’ll be off t’ learn ye ol’ ”Talk Like A Pirate Day” song.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

The Cap’n.